The Lineup: Kennedy, Walter Kirn, Sherrod Small, and Sean Davis!
Gutfeld: Sherrod, you sleep on the beach, don't you?
Sherrod: Oh, sometimes. Coney Island. They give out free Nathan's hot dogs over there during the day.
Walter: Lots of needles!
Sherrod: That's right! Gotta eat, gotta eat.
Gutfeld: Yeah, I don't think those are free. I think those are just in the dumpster.
Sherrod: I don't even think they're hot dogs.
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Star Trek segment...
Gutfeld: Sean, you're a nerd. So, this is is a clip from the new Star Trek show, Starfleet Academy, and the fans just hate it because it's overstuffed with diversity, obesity, and as you can tell, just a lot of ugly people. I feel like this is a war on hot people. I mean, William Shatner, great looking guy, Uhuru, a babe. They had all those blonde ladies running around. They're always in distress. What is happening?
Sean: Well, you didn't show the next scene that happened there where that crazy lesbo in the yellow...
Gutfeld: They're called lesbians.
Sean: Oh, I'm sorry. She ran over an ICE cop with her spaceship afterwards.
(laughter)
Sean: No, it's fine. She said she wasn't mad.
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Gutfeld: All the aliens were hot when it came to Spock. He's not sleeping with a fat alien! Good for you, Captain Kirk. All right, beam me up some viagra!
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Love Is Blind segment...
Gutfeld: So, Walter, could this concept work like Love is Deaf? So like just make sure you don't have to hear the women, but you can look at them.
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Gutfeld: Sherrod, doesn't this speak to the ultimate bigotry against unattractive people?
Sherrod: Well, it can, but I like it though because I know that if I go on one of these dates, the women gonna say the same thing every time I leave and when they take the blindfold off: Where's my purse?
(laughter)
Sherrod: I be pickpocketing!
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Great episode! Plus Friday's Leftovers!
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