Friday, April 3, 2026

Naked Unicorn 35

The Airport Bar Password...
 
    
 
"Hey, Ron," Jamie said, leaning out of his driver side window. Ron turned around with a hopeful smile on his face. The comedian continued, "You won't know how lucky you are until you lose her," and rolled up his window. 
 
He circled around the lit-up fountain, tacked right in the center of a tiny oval field, and drove down Pennsylvania Avenue. The red taillights reflected off of the windows of the various storefronts lining the road, laying dark and deserted. A handful of spotlights beamed on the Capitol Building's dome, casting a mirror image of it onto the dark clouds.
 
The saxophone's brass tones, coupled with the plucking of the mandolin's strings, drifted out from the ballroom. It had a dreamlike quality, and reminded Ron of unicorns. But, the peace was thrown out the window when he kicked open the twelve-foot-tall bronze doors. On the stage, a man strummed his painted mandolin, inlaid with a woman's face in jade.
 
Ron scoured the crowd for Barb, and leapt down to the ballroom's checkered dance floor. Toward the center, couples dressed in formal suits and flowy dresses slow danced. On the outskirts, people mingled with each other and chatted. The dining tables were arranged in a heart shape, which seemed to annoy everyone.
 
"This is a lame party," Dr. House said, leaning heavily on his cane. "I wish they'd bring out all of the Vicodin-coated Vicodin."
 
"Have you seen Barb?" Ron asked him. He also watched as people crashed onto the tables, irritated with the layout. Ron couldn't tell if they were doing it on purpose.  
 
Dr. House was in the process of setting a terrible joke. "I think she bumped into the President." He laughed, "I believe she was driving."
 
A lone spotlight was cast on Ron as he attempted to jump on the stage, but slumped over while trying to climb up. The writer held his hand up above his head to block out the light. "What the hell?" the musician muttered after Ron stole his microphone.
 
It emitted a high-pitched ringing sound, and caught the audience's attention. "Barb," Ron started, tearing up. "Wherever you are, I'm sorry." He scanned the crowd for the better half of five seconds before giving up. He turned around, defeated, and there she was.
 
"May I have the pleasure of a dance with you?" Barb asked, holding Ron's hand. She wore Laura's sequin dress, shimmering under the spotlight. Everything was a blur until he saw her. Ron remarked at his wife's stunning beauty, and the now naked Laura in the audience.
 
"I'm so surprised you want to dance with me now," he smiled and cried tears of joy. "I was just getting used to living life without you around."
 
He twirled her around, and held her in his arms as the musician played "Tampico Trauma" on his mandolin, and all of the others joined in.   
 
   
 
Written by Jerry Zervas on 4/3/26.
DO NOT USE UNLESS GIVEN PERMISSION BY ME (i.e. email me) 

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